Happy Fourth, Cavern!
Let there be Sparklers and Bahro-Brand Fireworks for everyone!
And a word of advice, don't approach live fireworks! You could get blasted back to Teledahn, to Gira, and Back to Relto before you'd know it!
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Why am I telling this to a book?
[Sigh] Yare yare, I'm self-narrating!
_DTC
